I wish concept of ‘Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind’ was real.

I wish I could erase so many of my memories, mainly memories of one too many embarrassing conversations, hundreds of awkward moments, and silences that go on for far too long.

Or maybe I just need Dumbledore’s pensieve, or even better, do you remember Buffy’s episode ‘Tabula Rasa’ with a spell that goes awry? Oh, yes, I do need that.

Why can’t I just function like any other normal human being.